HUMPIN' AROUND: SCORPIO NEW MOON SOLAR ECLIPSE
A Solar Eclipse in the transformative, sexual, intense sign of Scorpio comes on Tuesday, October 25, 2022. Eclipses are cosmic “resets” that align us with our higher selves. The shifts eclipses bring are fated — i.e., the changes would have happened anyway, but an eclipse expedites the process.
Usually, solar eclipses bring destined new beginnings and opportunities, whereas lunar eclipses tend to catalyze fated endings or breakdowns that lead to breakthroughs. This Solar Eclipse in Scorpio is different: Because the transiting South Node is now in Scorpio, we’re collectively moving away from low-level Scorpionic energy, and moving toward the North Node, where grounded, stable, solid Taurus now resides. Thus, this Solar Eclipse in Scorpio is about releasing what no longer serves our highest selves, so we can soar like the eagle — and land on solid, rich, fertile (Taurean) ground.
The Sun and Moon this Solar Eclipse will be joined by Venus in an almost exact triple conjunction. With the planet of love featuring so prominently this Solar Eclipse, we’re asked to release old ways of relating to ourselves and others.
Venus is not happiest in Scorpio, the sign in which she’s detriment. Scorpio is ruled by Mars and Pluto, which are best at fighting and destroying, respectively. On a good day, this makes Scorpionic love passionate, deep, and intense. On another day, one that could be labeled as “hell,” it can make us obsessive, compulsive, and suspicious. That’s what we’re moving away from this eclipse — low-level Scorpionic energy in our relationships.
Back in 1992, Bobby Brown alluded to Scorpionic love issues in his song, “Humpin’ Around.” “Actually a pledge of monogamy,” said Steve Morse of The Boston Globe, the song stories a man who tells his girl repeatedly, “Ain’t nobody humpin’ around,” i.e., he’s not cheating on her. But she’s not having it. Her suspicions are driving the singer nuts and starting to test his resolve. Her unfounded fears of his infidelity are about to be manifested if she doesn’t calm down.
CONTROL FREAK
His girlfriend in the song sounds very Scorpionic. She’s clearly obsessed with the idea that he’s being unfaithful. She’s calling his friends, checking his phone messages (per the video), and starting fights with him for no good reason. Though on the surface, her behavior may not seem logical, it is psycho-logical, because there is a logic to the psyche: Her paranoia is a defense mechanism because she doesn’t want to be hurt. She wants to be in control and in charge of the administration of pain that she believes is inevitable. Subconsciously, she’s inclined to instigate her own heartbreak, so it doesn’t come out of the blue and be so traumatic. She wants to destroy her expectations herself, so that she’s not destroyed by somebody else again. What she doesn’t realize is that she’s caught in a past trauma — stuck at the “scene of the crime” — and unable to see beyond the past wreckage. She doesn’t realize that she can change the storyline. To do so, she must “die” and release past hurts, pains, and betrayals (heal her heart) and decide on a new fate — one of blissful, wedded coffee-making, perhaps.
We all prevent a new storyline to feature in our lives to some extent. The logic is that “when I’m in control, I can’t be hurt.” Or so we think. We actually invite our greatest fears into our lives when we resist them so strongly (what we resist, persists). We are all prone to self-sabotage, because subconsciously we think the pain (betrayal, loss) is inevitable. We’d rather burn our house down than allow our stuff to be stolen; we’d rather “get [the pain] over with,” than be a sitting duck for the inevitable hurt. But this Scorpio New Moon Solar Eclipse can help us stop doing that — or at least help us do it less! There’s a new love story afoot — one in which indeed, ain’t nobody humpin’ around.
To determine where you can release old negative emotions and invite new warm and yummy ones into your life, check to see which house 2 degrees of Scorpio falls in your astrological chart. Likewise, read the horoscope for your sign and/or rising sign below.
ARIES: The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio will be transiting your Eighth House of Other People’s Resources…themes of sex, rebirth, intimacy, and boundaries may surface. You’re entering a new stage of sharing and intimacy and releasing fears regarding these matters. This is a deeply healing transit, purging you of anything that’s been weighing you down. If you’ve been on a metaphorical hamster wheel, doing things that leave you feeling empty-handed, invest your energy instead in those people and situations that will lead to your emotional empowerment and wealth.
TAURUS: The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio will be transiting your Seventh House of Partnerships, transforming your long-term relationships like your S.O., best friend, etc. Over the next six months, you could start a new relationship, end the one you’re in, or otherwise change a partnership in some capacity. You’re learning how to nurture your partnerships and what your ideals look like. Use this time to release anything heavy regarding relationships; the eclipse will shed light on what you need to leave behind to find more fulfillment with others in your life.
GEMINI: The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio will be transiting your Sixth House of Lifestyle…themes of work, health, habits, and routine may feature. You may realize that certain aspects of your lifestyle are not empowering you. You may wish to start a new job, fitness regimen, or implement new habits over the next six months that enhance your quality of life. Be sure to get the rest you need over the next two weeks and listen to your body: If you’re not feeling all that great, do what you can to ameliorate any pain. This transit is meant to get your life and body all tuned up and running like a well-oiled machine.
CANCER: The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio will be transiting your Fifth House of Pleasure…themes of creativity, fun, romance, and children if you have any will likely surface. You’re rediscovering what having fun and feeling joy feels like, while letting go of those activities that no longer bring you happiness. As you detach from unhealthy dynamics, you’re bound to find new things that fill you up with joy. This could be a new romance, passion, or even having a child! Your inner child now, however, is most important, so listen to what it’s saying about what you need.
LEO: The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio will be transiting your Fourth House of Emotional Security…themes of home, family, and foundation will likely surface. This house pertains to where you’re coming from, which correlates with where you’re going. The eclipse will show you what needs to be healed in your domestic life. This is a great time to de-clutter and reorganize; likewise, you may be looking for a new abode! Most important, you’re approaching a new level of emotional security. Take good care of yourself and heal anything from the past that may still be hurting.
VIRGO: The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio will be transiting your Third House of Communications…themes of learning, mindset, siblings, and neighbors may feature. It’s time to think in a brand new way! Release suspicion and obsession — any thoughts that make you feel bad. Embrace a childlike enthusiasm by doing things that brighten your days and delight your mind. If your to-do lists keep growing, it may be time to curate your daily activities in light of your larger goals. It’s also a good time to heal and nurture your relations with close friends, siblings, and neighbors.
LIBRA: The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio will be transiting your Second House of Resources…themes of money, possessions, values, and self-worth may feature. There’s a new story afoot in one or more of these areas. As the eclipse shines a light on what’s not working, it’s time to let go of any unhealthy mindsets hinder your ability to feel stable, sensual, and secure. You may find that your values have changed over the past years; reestablishing what matters most to you now — and acting on those values — will richen your life.
SCORPIO: The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio will be transiting your First House of Identity…themes of new beginnings, your personality, and your body may feature. This transit rules your identity — your self-image — which determines your fate! This is a great time to release any old beliefs about yourself that don’t align with the ideal you. Think of what you want and consider who you must be to get it. If you’ve been feeling emotionally heavy, there may be people, places, and things to leave behind to make space for deeper fulfillment.
SAGITTARIUS: The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio will be transiting your Twelfth House of the Subconscious…themes of spirituality, karma, and how you sabotage yourself may feature. This is a time to nest and rest, as you purge any negative feelings and frustrations over the past year. Your subconscious is very porous now, so don’t give yourself the luxury of a negative thought. Instead, play over in your mind the “best case scenarios” and instill beliefs about yourself that will empower you for a brand new year.
CAPRICORN: The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio will be transiting your Eleventh House of Friendship. Themes pertaining to allies and group-think will feature, as well as your hopes, dreams, wishes, and ideals. You may realize that you no longer feel connected to the same people you once did; if you’ve changed your “vibe,” you may find a new “tribe.” Determine if your dreams have changed, and if your friends and communities empower your path forward. Allow the ideal vision of your future to surface now and find the right people to help lighten your load along the way.
AQUARIUS: The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio will be transiting your Tenth House of Status, Position, and Honors; themes of career, parenting, and the legacy you leave behind may surface now. As the eclipse helps you determine what’s no longer fulfilling in your career, you’ll be in good stead to make a new mark on the world. Use this eclipse to release any fears of success and/or failure. There’s likely a new mountain to climb, so go easy as you release those responsibilities and relationships that will no longer be relevant. Take a step-by-step strategic approach as you go for the gold.
PISCES: The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio will be transiting your Ninth House of Philosophy, catalyzing themes of higher education, spirituality, foreign travel, publishing and broadcast. It’s time to release any fears that keep you from flying high. If anything is holding you back, release it. You’re itching to experience more of the world and to let the world experience more of you. Work on feeling at home within yourself, embrace inner independence, and find your ‘mental paradise.’ It’s time to take a leap of faith — a new adventure that broadens your horizons awaits.
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